What's been on my mind...

I don't understand drama, or why people get their kicks from it. And I'll admit, I sometimes start it for fun. I can admit that because I know everyone else has done it before too.

What causes traffic jams?

Pizza is the best. Ever. I found this book the other day that Mrs Stokes had us make in first grade and it had all our favorite things in it. On favorite foods I put pizza and that is still true today.

I want to be one of those people that loves everyone.

Why sometimes is it so hard to tell someone what you're really thinking?

Why was it so important to learn how to write cursive?

First dates are awkward. So take the date part out of it and it's fine. Example..driving around for three hours in his truck. That's not a date, and it wasn't awkward.

One of the worst things ever is when you're arguing with someone and you realize you're wrong.

Why is it against the law to text while driving but not to search your iPod for a song while driving? I mean come on..go big or go home law makers.

I'm glad that real friendships dont die when you move away.

Why does that OB/GYN that puts ads in the Cedar City Review advertise so heavily on "same-day hysterectomy" procedures?

Who decides which slang acronyms are popular? OMG, BFF, WTF are so much more popular than DBAS, YAN and WUG ... I bet none of you even know what those three stand for haha.

Is Reba seriously still singing?

Sliced bread really wasn't that great of an invention...but it is convenient.

I cant wait for them to turn on the lights on main street. I love how they hang them up a few weeks before they turn them on so they get everyone all excited.

Restaurant count in Cedar City: 41 American style, 7 bars-pubs-coffee shops, 5 Asian cuisine, 11 pizza places, 14 Mexican stops. How are they all still in business?

I guess that's all for now... Happy Thanksgiving Eve...and I don't even like thanksgiving that much.

Thankful Thursday

Who doesn't love to laugh?

I know laughter has been a Thankful Thursday before and this probably wont be the last one. This time though, I can't explain the inspiration for it because a few fans of my blog are on the list of future victims haha so... here is a picture, try and get 1,000 words out of it.

If you want to be my friend make me laugh... or laugh at me. That's all it takes.

Corn Flaked

Have any of you heard of corn flaking? I hadn't either until now.

You go to the store and there is a huge variety of cereal and you can have whatever you want. So you get your cookie crisp and your cinnamon toast crunch, lucky charms, cocoa pebbles... anything. You just look over the corn flakes though, because who wants corn flakes when there are all these delicious cereals around? Then there is a cereal drought, for two years, and corn flakes are all thats left on the shelf. After a little while, those corn flakes start looking dang good, so you buy corn flakes for the whole two year famine and corn flakes become your favorite cereal. When the famine is over all the other cereals show up and you don't want to have anything to do with those corn flakes. You ate the corn flakes when you needed them and now that all the other cereals are back on the shelf it's like you never even liked corn flakes. Each time you go to the store you buy every cereal possible except for corn flakes. That is cornflaking.

So now if you ever hear someone say, "I bet he's cornflaking" stay away from who ever it is they are talking about.

I hope at least one person that reads this understands what it means haha.

Thankful

This was going to be my Thankful Thursday...but it's Friday.
I don't really like thanksgiving that much.
But one thing that is lower on my list of likes is when people skip November and start playing Christmas music the day after Halloween.
Megan and I were discussing this the other day and I'm sure if she blogs on it she'll be a little more in depth. But let me just say... I'm thankful for stupid Thanksgiving decorations that remind us it's not December yet.

Thankful Thursday

It's Kara and Kenyon's 10th anniversary today..

So Good Job you two on being married for a decade!

Look how cute they are!

Also, I'm thankful for 5 more things:

Ephraim letting me visit last weekend
Not being the group that plagiarized their whole project
Not having an anticipated C in my class
The snow... PSYCH!
Hot Chocolate

Shower Incident '09

Some of you VIP Blogfans that get to talk to me on a daily basis may remember the mark on my forehead a few weeks ago and all I would share was, "There was an incident in the shower" haha. Well I now have decided to share the details with the blog world.

I've mentioned before that my shower is tiny, right?

So I was just starting to get used to showering in such a tiny shower. All my life I've had a bathtub shower combo, so it was quite the adjustment. At least it keeps me from getting fat, if I gain any weight I wont be able to fit in there anymore.

Anyway...

The incident.

This is my loofa.

One day I was feeling like I had a freakin rash on the top of my foot or something, so I was scrubbin away at my foot. When I went to change feet my big toe got caught in the loofa which caused this.

That's not all it caused. It caused me to have quite the slip. Luckily, the shower is so small that I couldn't fall over, instead my head was just slammed into the wall.

And then I got shampoo in my eyes.

That my friends, is the shower incident of '09.

Thankful Thug.

Today is Thursday and I'm thankful for a thug.

Anne D... excuse me. Sister Anne D.

Yesterday she left the real world and was sent to the Provo MTC where she will reside for two months and then be shipped to Philly. AKA the Philippines. Haha.

This post is mostly for her to read because I know that she will break the rules at least once to read my blog and when she does she'll see the blog dedicated to her.

Reasons why I am thankful for THEE Anne Decker:

1. She had 5 good bye parties before she left.

2. She taught me how to speak Tagalog. Okay that's a lie. She taught me one word and I've already forgotten that word.

3. She was my friend when I only had two friends in Cedar. Which made it three.

4. She is one of only a few who can say truly mean things to me and make me laugh.
Examples:
"Annie G..you're kind of a disgusting skank"
"I don't hate you, or my phone, just answering my phone when you call." haha
"Betch. You don't know my life."

5. On Cinco de Mayo when I got my toenail taken off I sent her a picture of my bandaged toe that said "Will you get me a cookie?" So since May we've been sending it randomly back and forth. Mostly she has forwarded it to me because she's a creep. On her way to Provo this is what I got.

see you april 2011 at my party

6. When I creep smile at her, she creep smiles back.

7. She is frequently featured in the farming thugs blog.

8. She's a thug

9. She's a creep

10. She's a PFDB

11. She might possibly be the only other person to know what PFDB stands for.

12. She throws a quatro de mayo party like none other.

13. Because Marriage comes before Introductions.
14. Because she can't kill me for saying that/putting that picture under it.

15. Because she's so awesome and she's my friend.

Sister Deckey... air lick the Philippines and leave your air licks there.
Have the best 18 months. Spread the word. Amen.