HI, BILLY MAYS HERE!

I'm working in the office today and it is D.E.A.D ... so I've had a lot of time to ponder haha. When I'm alone and bored I tend to either have really deep thoughts about my life, my future, church, school etc. OR I just have really ridiculous random things running through my mind.




April 13, 2009




Pros vs Cons: Could I be friends with Billy Mays?


If you don't know who Billy Mays is, well shame on you.

Cons:

He is always yelling!

I would get sick of telling him he has sandwich crumbs in his beard

I sometimes feel umcomfortable when someone gives me a thumbs up, Billy has perma thumb up

Although he is married, if we were friends he wouldn't be married and I don't know if I could take all of his dating action/drama.

"It is said that gay men find his bear-like qualities endearing and attractive. Women, on the other hand, aren't committing to an opinion. It's like they don't want to admit he's a handsome dude. I bet they wonder what his regular speaking voice is like and if he expects to go Dutch on a date.

I don't necessarily enjoy friends who are always trying to sell me things. Thats why I'm not friends with Suzanne Somers anymore.

Pros

I'd probably get free oxyclean whenever I wanted (he gave bottles of it out at his wedding for heavens sake)

He is a member of a local Polar Bear Club. Which means he swims in icy cold water. I could be friends with a Polar Bear!

...That's about all I can think of. So I guess..heck yes I could be friends with him!